First – cue the theatrical music. Next, the most theatrical version of Big Tigger‘s voice that we may have ever heard.
OK – Last we saw The Big Tigger Show’s Trending Topics, Rob Kardashian‘s expecting bride-to-be, Blac Chyna “got railroaded by the Kardashian’s attorney! But sources close to Blac Chyna told TMZ Kim, Kourtney and Khloe reached out to her and assured her their lawyers were just following standard operations when they filed docs to block Chyna’s application to trademark Angela Renee Kardashian. They weren’t singling her out.”
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Just the usual efforts to prevent “irreparable injury to their reputation and goodwill.” Reports go on to that that the matriarch, Kris Jenner, “personally told Chyna there’s no beef. Simple mix-up. Shes calling off the legal eagles.
“But no one has said it’s OK for you to trademark the Kardashian name!”
Scene Two: There’s talk that Kim is putting out feelers to unload her and hip-hop superstar husband Kanye West $20 million home they just purchased two years ago.
Could there be a concern Kanye’s creditors may come after Kim?! (More dramatic music here.)
And now Scene Three: Guess WHO was seen in public – possibly for the first time since his release from emergency hospitalization? Kanye! The notable thing? His hair was blonde!
“Blonde Ye?! YEAH blonde?! Story’s developing.”