Chris Brown v. Nia Guzman, As Interpreted By Ryan Cameron And Benji Brown: The Ryan Report

Probably the only good thing that could have come out of such an ugly back and forth online is this HILARIOUS Ryan Report co-starring Ryan Cameron and Benji Brown!

But we’ve gotten ahead of ourselves…

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So in the latest episode in Chris Brown‘s life, the Department of Family and Children’s Services reportedly made a surprise visit at the R&B superstar’s estate yesterday, prompting him to shoot off a series of slams at the mother of his daughter – who had no problem returning fire in kind.

“Just so everyone is clear, Nia [Guzman]  is a snake, gold digger, credit card swiper, free-loader, professionally unemployed and [expletive]-ing bird,” Brown posted. “I wish this [expletive] would actually work and apply herself instead of trying to use a child as a meal ticket!”

And that was just the beginning. Ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure, click the video above to see Ryan and Benji (in the voice of KiKi) as Chris and Nia, respectively. (And as much as they could muster, respectfully.)

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