[REVIEW] “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” S2E12: What The?!
Last night’s episode was nothing short of RIDICULOUS!
There are so many role reversals and twists and turns that it doesn’t even seem like the same show.
***AND YES I’M GOING TO RUN THROUGH THIS LIST AND SAVE RASHEEDA AND KIRK FOR LAST***
Let’s jump right in…
Baby Drew and Tracy Steele are still on the show. But their storyline is basically through.
Why? Because for some reason that puny clown thinks he’s a pimp. or maybe Stevie J.
Sorry, but that position has been filled.
Long story short, since Traci has a man, Drew wants her back and is ALL OF A SUDDEN remorseful about his shameful past.
I’m going to tell them both “Good Night!” because they’re tired and I’m tired of seeing them.
Besides the clear fact that Momma Dee is hilarious and apparently off her meds, I need her to have a seat. I don’t care where. She can sit at the head of the throne or Indian style in timeout, but she needs to have a seat.
How are you going to proclaim or profess to be ROYALTY, but you’re always acting like a damn clown? She’s always provoking Erica and she must stop.
Last night Erica decided to sell her ring back because Scrappy went to jail and she just wanted to make sure she could take care of her daughter while he’s gone.
(It was only 30 days-damn!)
But she didn’t know how long he would have to stay so she hocked it and felt she had every right since it didn’t mean anything.
Scrappy came home and was upset about it. Momma Dee starts talking that mess and Erica’s mom goes for that neck. Scrappy grabbed Mignon and Erica pushes Scrappy off her mama then Scrappy pushed Erica to the floor.
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE?
So Erica said she’s sending him to jail. He said he didn’t push her. He said he tried to move her hands and her suspect heels caused her to fly across the room.
MONA! ROLL THE TAPE BACK! Ha-ha!
I don’t know what happened, but I know it only gets worse from here.
Mignon should not have tried to hit that boy’s mama. Everyone is supposed to be grown here, but they’re all playing inner-city high school games.
Let us pray because this is not a joke or a made-for-TV movie, and at the end of the day there’s a child involved.
Let’s take a time-out from this mess and talk about the only two people who seem to be happy on the show (for now), Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J!
Joseline has her claws deep in Stevie’s back and she’s not letting up!
On the previous episode she suggested he propose. And last night she set up a walk-through with a real estate agent. This girl is not playing! GET YOUR MAN GIRL!
I would love to see a “HAPPILY EVER AFTER” for these two, but I know it’s not going to happen. This is an Ike & Tina, Bobby & Whitney, Chris Brown & Rihanna – and quite possibly a Lorena Bobbitt waiting to happen. So I’ll wait.
And last, but not least, I just don’t know…
So Kirk cheated at Lake Lanier. I don’t even have anything witty to say because his wife of 16 years is pregnant. I don’t see how they can come back from this. She’s already started throwing his things out and setting them on fire.
I guess the marriage has gone up in flames too!
(But probably not. They’re probably just playing crazy for the check; but let’s just put our sad faces on just in case Sheeda needs our support).
All I’m saying is all she has to do is call me. She’ll never have a problem out of him again.
Until next time, take care of yourselves and each other.
Oh -Sidenote: Ariane didn’t sound too bad in her audition to be K. Michelle‘s background singer. K let her do it a few nights.