This Ryan Report brought to you by bumper cars:
• Centino Kemp “The First Lady”?
• What does Ron Artest‘s daughter want to change her name to?
• Tyler Perry has one hundred thirty million reasons to celebrate his forty-second birthday
• Cam Newton jerseys skyrocket
• [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Jermaine Jackson[/lastfm] on why Joe Jackson would beat [lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Michael Jackson[/lastfm]
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